Sad. Fake.

Stupid people claim this is the final Calvin & Hobbes strip. It is funny, though.

Solution to Egyptian traffic problem

Hilarious Egyptian buffoonery.

In other news, I had the worst wine ever the other day. I bought a bottle of LE 24 wine. The cork was dry and the wine tasted like bad malt soda. I poured it down the drain.

In other news, I seem to want to type "wind" instead of "wine." I keep typoing.

Put not thy faith in any Greek

Sitting on the concrete bench in the plaza in Athens, two kids, like 16 or so, were eating meat on a stick of some sort. One tossed a hunk of bread about twenty feet towards some pigeons. About 150 more pigeons came from all around.

The kids started luring the pigeons closer and closer with little pieces of bread, until they were right at their feet. Then one kid kicked a pigeon as hard as he could, the thing went about ten feet. The others hopped away, but were easily lured back for more kicking. The second kid pulled out his phone to get the whole thing on video.

False Christmas

I recently celebrated false Christmas with my family in Alaska. Here's a picture with my sister, her baby and her baby daddy. Note my brother Johnny in the background, deep in prayer.

Obligatory

New driver's license photo.