HELL NO!

Just in case you're concerned about your health while eating Cheeseburger in der Dose, the website conveniently gives nutrition information.

AV Club has a write up of the canned cheeseburger here.

HELL YES!

This is it, folks. This is what progress looks like, right here.

Thank you Playskool.

I probably have to wait a few years before they have them for adults. Talk about a reason to go on.

Bat. Shit. Crazy

What's to say? These crazy jackasses buy themselves into international legitimacy and we're supposed to ignore the fact that they're from the goddamn moon. How could any earthbound person prosecute a case for witchcraft? How could any sane person find the accused guilty?

How does anybody do business with the Saudi government without vomiting?